I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I believe in your delicious
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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