he wants to bone in the snuggie
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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