If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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