I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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