They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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