as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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