i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Randomize
