Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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