I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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