16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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