I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
