but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
