This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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