I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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