i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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