is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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