He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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