I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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