Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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