I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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