i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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