Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
wow bdsm is so cute
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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