you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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