Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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