How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
then he tried to convert me to islam
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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