Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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