you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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