operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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