it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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