so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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