Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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