In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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