On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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