I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Randomize
