How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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