I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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