He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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