So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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