im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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