as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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