my sisters under your porch take her home
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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