I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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