She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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