But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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