I need help removing her.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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