I want to stick my p in your. b.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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