he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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