it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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