for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
