I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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